This is my Mother’s Day present, mr. gnome. He makes me very very happy. He’s already nearly buried by perennials but I can still see his bright red hat whenever I look in the garden.

Welcome home, gnome.

I just want you all to know that if I had my druthers (I can’t even FIND my druthers, btw), I would totally have packed you up a beautiful big May Day basket for you to find on your doorsteps.

Really. It would have been awesome.

Next time? I owe you one.