We three went to the Farmer’s Market the other day for new plants and whatever delicious produce we could find and ended walking away with so much more. Mainly, a basic tip on how not to raise Dash.

Cruel Mom says while walking by us: But then we’ll bring all these plants home and they’ll end up dead.
Sincere 6-year-old daughter: No they won’t.

Cruel Mom says while walking past us two minutes later: Ok. We’ll get one and when it dies I’ll take the money out of your savings account.